Funniest Jokes We Have Received So Far.......

The funniest jokes that we have received so far are the following.....
Anonymous said.....
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and Legs!

Anonymous said.....
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

Amanespinal said.....
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles.
Why? Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.

Silverlespinal said.....
Q: Where would you learn to make ice cream?
A: At Sundae school.

Ambery said.....
Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

These are the funniest jokes that we have received so far! Again, if you want to see your joke here e-mail it to us at ushnola@yahoo.com or leave it as a comment.