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Sunday, February 17, 2008
Joke of the Week!
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nock nock
whos there
nonya
nonyawho
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Q-How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A-Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q-What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A-Bacon and legs.
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles.
Why?
Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.
Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
At Sundae school.
What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
The Phantom of the Oprah.
Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His Daddy was really a Mummy!
This is My joke it might be funny !
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
Matthews are wet, can I come in and dry them?
Thank you For all of your jokes so far! The girls really appreciate it.
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